You know You were Meant to be a _____ when...

Vegetarian:

• You get excited when someone mentions that veggie kabobs will be served at a barbeque.
• You go to a school dance and the only thing stopping you from dancing with the cutie you've had your eye on is the fact that they smell like beef from their pre-dance dinner at Benihana's.
• That one episode of the Simpson's where they tell the kids what hot dogs are made of grosses you out.
• You adore PeiWei because you can get ANYTHING on the menu with tofu and vegetables instead of meat.
• It takes you more than a minute to chew a piece of steak, no matter how well or rare it's done.
• You get offended when people say that southerners are 'meat and potatoes people'.

Crazy cat lady:

• Even the cats that people say are "the mean ones" like you.
• You have names for future cats picked out in your head. (here's mine: Clawed Monet...)
• You talk to cats like they're people and don't use that obnoxious "Who's-a-good-kitty-You're-a-good-kitty" voice.
• Your friends already have your life planned out for you: marriage numero uno, divorce numero uno, 5 cats with one night stands optional.
• You knit for fun.
• You're tempted to hide other people's cats in your purse/murse so you can take it home with you.

Hippie:

• The background on your phone is from a Paul McCartney concert during the song "Give Peace a Chance", thus enabling you to see a bunch of random hands in the air and a giant glowing peace sign onstage.
• You turn out lights at restaurants, hospitals and school buildings when no one is a in a room so you can save the environment.
• You agree that the second day of Woodstock was the best of the 3 days. (Jefferson Airplane, Janis Joplin, Santana, The Who all together?! come on, it must have been amazing.)
• You know that Woodstock was technically four days long because Jimi Hendrix didn't go onstage until midnight on the 3rd day.
• You think that the best Beatles songs were when they were all on pot, LSD, acid and who knows what else.
• Leo is your favorite character on That 70's Show because he sings 'Day by Day' in one of the episodes.
• You're a Godspell fan. :)

Just for grins.

Later Days
Peace
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